[ Sonando: The Sacrament - HIM ]

Una vez mas, se me ha olvidado lo que iba a contar... Bueno, supongo que puedo decir algo de Joram y luego poner el macrotest que he encontrado tirado por el eter.
Bien, como decia: Joram. No he visto en toda mi vida un capitulo mas pasteloso e intragable que el llamado Gwendolyn (aunque por el nombre, ya te haces una idea). Pese que al final se anima la cosa y sale Simkin a salvar las ultimas paginas, el principio es tan "casa de la pradera" que entran ganas de dejar el libro para un momento en el que tengas mas estomago. Por lo demas, el libro sigue bien. Ya soy fan del maravilloso Garald y de la Señora de la Guerra y Saryon me cae cada dia mejor, cosa normal, siendo tan clonico de Alfred.

Y como no tengo nada mas que decir... test raro:

BOLD the things you have done and add 1 more.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped <--Alguien sabe ke coño significa bungee?
12. Visited Paris <--preciosa, maravillosa, ademas, me perdi, fue genial XD
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea <-- Buf, sin palabras, y otra bañandome en unas aguas termales. 100% recomendado
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sunrise <--- JAJAJAJA, si, bueno, algo asi fue XD
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa <-- Bastardos, SABLEADORES, si hubiera sido mas barato...
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower <-- Kien no?
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope <-- Espina clavada numero dos.Y fijo que encuentro mas.
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment <-- Si, bueno, tambien.. kien no XD
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy <-- Si, bueno, no se si lo he entendido bien, pero ser friki consiste en hacer frikadas, entre las que estan, creerte Raistlin, Zeros, hacer Chidoris.. ejem. Son fantasias, no?, o se refiere a otra cosa?
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath/shower
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run <-- ke coño significa esto? ke inutil soy, por favor
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days <--- examenes, los llaman aqui
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors <-- Joder, hasta cuando tengo que remontarme?
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment <-- Siempre, salvo en examenes XP
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied.
53. Had amazing friends <-- Si no, no serian amigos.
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales <-- Espina numero 3!
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip to Mexico! <-- Bueno, no exactamente, pero he ido a Mexico
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan <--- ARGGGGG MIERDAAAA GRRR V_v
67. Bench-pressed your own weight <-- no entiedno
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke <-- Los de Naruto y en bajito XD
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theatre
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China <--- ARGGGG, MIERDAAA OTRA VEZ NO, CON LO DE JAPON FUE SUFICIENTE
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to know about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better <--- Bueno, NUNCA he dejado windows.. es ke NUNCA he tenido windows
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Sword fought for the honor of a woman.
89. RP'd for more than 6 hours straight (All night long) <-- RP, roleplayed, supongo.
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have <-- Si te refieres a gente que no existe, si XD
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch <--- Eh?
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on <-- Ejem... si. XD
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas.
111. Recorded music <-- Si a aquello se le podia llamar musica y grabar... XD
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night-stand
114. Gone to Thailand <-- Mierda, kieren matarme, lo se!
115. Seen Moulin Rouge
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried (one)/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship...
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congressperson
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ...more than once?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion, or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
142. Had a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray <--Podria pasarme las horas muertas haciendolo, de hecho...
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show ^_^
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of 100mph or faster? <-- Joder, me tengo k poner a hacer cuentas ahora???
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery.
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon...
162. Slept through an entire flight: take, landing, during
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states <-- Teniendo en cuenta que no vivo alli... aunke tendria k ponerme a contar..
165. Visited all 7 continents <-- Mierdaaaaaaaa
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground <-- Ke absurdo, por favor XD (si lo cambias por haberte enamorado de las ruimnas mayas, entonces, SI
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about <--- O eso creo O_o
174. Gotten someone fired for his or her actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach <-- Bueno, realmente solo tocarla, pero vale, no? XD
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad (in Latin, no less)
181. Selected one "important" author whom you missed in school, and read him/ her <-- No entiendo realemnte el sentido de esto, pero he leido cosas de gente que no me han recomendado en el colegio
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them <-- Solo una cucharilla, jo, no me mreis asi
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language <-- Salvo el de signos, que es universal XD
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream <--Uno de tantos, diras...
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you.
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197: Been a DJ
198: Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199: Written your own role playing game <--- Lo he intentado, pero siempre me quedo en los hechizos y el mundo, el sistema lo robo impunemente de algun juego consolidado, eso vale, no? XD
200: Lost your Best Friend for reasons of death
201: Fallen in love over the internet
202: Sung in a Barbers' Shop Quartet
203: Had sex with someone you were not in a relationship with
204: Quit Your Job
205: Stayed the entire time at a Renn Fest?
206: Convinced people of things you yourself didn't believe, just to argue a different point entirely?
207: Driven more than 15 hours in a single day while roadtripping. <-- Viaje de fin de curso, por ejemplo...
208: Met your idol (Musician, actor, etc?) <--- Un pcoo imposible, casi ninguno existe...
209: Turned on old men at the Azwan Dam simply by going up on deck in a rather tasteful one piece swimsuit?
210: Walked to school as a kid.
211: And since there are so many that ask if you have: Not touched a drop of alcohol or anything drug-esque.
212: Seen a volcano erupt. <--- MIERDA, una vez mas XD
213: (Uy, me toca a mi?) Haber jugado 10 horas seguidas al rol, con un unico descanso para comer. <-- La otra del rol es menos radical, asi que TENIA que poner esta XD