Hace mucho que no hablo de... Fire Emblem

En realidad, esto es solo una especie de meme que encontré por aquí.

Las mejores:
17. If crossovers are possible, I am not allowed to introduce Sain to Gatrie.
30. I am not allowed to sit on Archsage Athos's lap and tell him what I want for Christmas.
49. I am not allowed to teach the herons to sing death metal.

Pero recomiendo leerlas todas XD. Mi aportación sería:
51. I am not allowed to get angry when my two favorite characters cannot build supports. (and put them together anyways after I discover the fact)

Pero dejémonos de preliminares:

150 (or more) Things I am Not Allowed to Do in Fire Emblem

Inspired by "150 Things I Can't do at Hogwarts," I bring you this list. Feel free to add to it. I know some of these aren't all that original, but thinking of this many is harder than it sounds.

1. I am not allowed to make "your mom" jokes in front of Pelleas.
2. I am not allowed to yell "It's a trap!" every time Lucius walks by.
3. I am not to order my army's thieves to steal eggs from a wyvern's nest.
4. I am not allowed to address Marth as "Prince Pretty-Boy."
5. Soren does not "just need a hug."
6. I am not allowed to send Artur to fight the giant spiders and call it exposure therapy.
7. I am not allowed to use a Silence staff on any member of my own army. (not even Serra)
8. I am not allowed to aim a wind spell at any ally wearing a short skirt or tunic.
9. I am not allowed to replace Merric's silly mage hat with a traffic cone.
10. Lowen's hair is not a bonsai tree, and I am not allowed to trim it into decorative shapes.
11. I am not allowed to set off one of Hannah's mines inside Merlinus's tent.
12. I am not allowed to make immature jokes about the Sacred Stones and "family jewels."
13. I am not allowed to sing the "Gilligan's Island" theme song while sailing to the Dread Isle.
14. If my army includes a dancer, I am not allowed to bring a stripper pole onto the battlefield.
15. I will not refer to Eleanora as a MILF while Eliwood can hear me.
16. I am not allowed to dare anyone to kiss Valter.
17. If crossovers are possible, I am not allowed to introduce Sain to Gatrie.
18. Or Innes to Shinon.
19. I will not force Oscar to read an eye chart.
20. I am not allowed to force pegasus knights to recite the Pythagorean Theorem while performing a triangle attack.
21. I will not steal Ike's underwear then trade it to Aimee to get a discount.
22. I am not allowed to search Daein Keep's library for Ashnard's stash of dragon porn.
23. I am not allowed to tell Sigurd I'm from the future and know that he will have a son named Celice.
24. I am not allowed to tell Eliwood that I'm from the future and know that he will have a son named Roy.
25. I will not walk by Micaiah while eating a piece of chicken and inquire why Yune isn't with her.
26. I will not utter the word "twincest" out loud in front of any pair of twins.
27. Just because Nergal wears a turban and robe does not mean he will tell my fortune.
28. I will not pelt Kurthnaga with raw meat.
29. I will not ask whether the Excalibur tome was pulled from a stone.
30. I am not allowed to sit on Archsage Athos's lap and tell him what I want for Christmas.
31. I am not allowed to convince my archers to shoot apples off each other's heads.
32. I will not encourage Ewan to tell Lute he's a better mage than she is.
33. I am not allowed to pretend I'm dying from food poisoning when it's Mist's turn to cook.
34. I will not refer to Gharnef as a "Ganondorf wannabe."
35. I am not allowed to ask cat laguz whether they are litter trained.
36. I will not ask Lyn about her bust size, then remind her that "Sacaens never lie."
37. I will not insist that Naesala's battle cry should be "Nevermore!"
38. I will not introduce Wil to internet memes.
39. I am not allowed to reflect light spells off Dheginsea's bald head.
40. I am not allowed to comment that FE6 Eliwood "really let himself go."
41. I will not yell "Boom! Headshot!" whenever someone kills a ghoul/zombie.
42. I will not convince Guy he owes me a favor, then refuse to tell him why.
43. I will not force my troops to play a human chess match.
44. I will not ask Ike whether he really fights for his friends.
45. I am not allowed to ask Lucius whether his vows of chastity apply to men.
46. Siege weapons are not meant to fire human projectiles.
47. I will not call Sanaki, Tiki, Fa, Nino, or Myrrh "loli bait" to their faces.
48. I will also not call Nils, Ewan, or Rolf "shouta bait".
49. I am not allowed to teach the herons to sing death metal.
50. I will not lecture Marth on how the Falchion is misnamed because it is NOT actually a falchion.